Pic Pigs: Avoiding Creepy Photographers
It’s sick and sad that we have to protect ourselves against predators posing as professionals, but that’s the world we live in. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve overheard (or seen online) some dude with a camera bragging about how he’s in the business just for all the hot naked chicks or some bull$^!# like that, or just blatantly hitting on models. If you’re one of those dudes, here’s a tip: You, sir, are a douchewaffle supreme and should have your testicles hung from your earlobes. Maybe that’s more of a judgement than a tip. Whatever. Anyway, here are some tips for avoiding creepy photographers, and dealing with them when you have to.
Book through an agent. Having someone whose business depends on your safety and security vetting photographers before you even book with them is your best precaution.
Get references. Multiple. All ladies, none related to or friends of the photographer. And check them. Ask if he’s ever made them uncomfortable, asked them to do something more revealing or risque than was originally agreed upon, or failed to provide them with photos.
Hash out ahead of time themes and wardrobes, as well as how much nudity, if any, will be involved, and be very specific about what you are and aren’t willing to wear and do. Email is best so it’s all in writing.
Make sure the photographer has a female assistant, or bring a friend with you to the shoot. Preferably an intimidating one. And if you do go alone, make sure at least a couple people know where you are and when to call in the cavalry if you don’t check in.
Do not go alone with a photographer you don’t know well to any remote or secluded locations. Ever.
If a photographer touches you, makes inappropriate comments, ogles you while you’re changing or taking a break, or tries to bully or manipulate you into anything you did not agree to, just get out of there. Make an excuse if you don’t want to confront him. Hell, sneak out if you don’t feel safe. Don’t worry about getting paid or correcting his behavior - your safety is more important. Then tell everyone you know. Seriously. If a photographer is getting handsy or gross with models, the best possible thing you can do is warn every other model you know. And as many as you can that you don’t. And respectable photographers, too - they don’t want these people giving them a bad name.
Above all, always ALWAYS trust your gut. If you have a bad feeling about a person or situation, leave it. As quickly as possible.
